
And here he is, master of his domain, about to take the maiden voyage on the new tractor. Damn thing is
loud, he should wear earplugs when he's mowing. He's got gorgeous weather today so he'll play with it and figure out how low he needs to set the deck to cut the grass without digging up the dirt. This is the
Limited Edition model of this particular tractor. Near as I can tell, that means it's painted a goddawful shade of gold and has a cupholder for your can of Bud.

Not to anthropomorphize too much, but here is the sad old tractor, alone in the back yard, waiting to go to tractor heaven (aka the town dump). It was a good beast, having mowed and tilled for thirty-two years. RIP, old tractor.