Ok, ladies, I admit it, I lead a boring life. I
sit in front of a computer most days and I don't have children to brag about. I could talk endlessly about my cats, but speaking of boring... I went to
Ikea a couple weeks ago with a girlfriend, but is that blog-worthy? Honestly, my fellow bloggees, have we run out of info to post? I know there are Maine photos, Florida photos, and all the kids are back in school, so wassup ma bitches?
Should we enlarge our scope? Our should I just take it over and proceed with my original intent of tv commercial criticism?
An example: can someone explain to me why
small lizards are used to sell car insurance? I love geckos, I loved watching them roam around the walls and ceilings of pretty much every hotel I ever stayed in in Hawaii (particularly the
Pioneer Inn in Lahaina, Maui, highly recommended). But do they really represent some kind of selling point to the American public? Was someone at
Geico having a brain-fart that day and thought a typo was a great idea for a commercial? Is there anyone who buys car insurance based on the word of a CGI gecko?? And I'm speaking from experience - we can't get Geico insurance here in Taxachusetts, but I had them for years in NY, and from a purely consumer pov, they were just fine. However, I would no more buy car insurance because of the cute gecko than I would go to
Taco Bell because of the
chihuahua. Do they serve ground canine? Is that the message? Why did
Spuds McKenzie sell Bud Light? The Clydesdales I understand, they pull the beer wagon. I understood the marketing behind the
Swedish Bikini Team Buy a beer, get a broad ads. But dogs and
frogs and lizards? I don't get it.
Where is
McLuhan when we need him?