Last Monday was my day off. I planned to catch a late movie at the local cinema complex that evening, an action flick I was looking forward to - the Bourne Ultimatum. The Bourne Identity had hooked me. The Bourne Supremacy convinced me. So I had a late supper and left the house around 9:30 to catch the 10:10 feature. I like going late on weekdays when the theater is unpopulated and quiet so I can devote all my attention to the movie.
Earlier in the day I had prepared a package to mail to my friend Linda so I stopped off at the post office to get postage from the new automatic machines using a credit card. After stamping the package and depositing it in the letters slot, I headed back out and continued on to the theater a few miles away. But upon entering the parking lot there I noticed that my wallet was missing. I panicked. It was not in my pockets, on the seats or under them either. Immediately I reversed my direction and sped back to the post office. A middle-aged couple was there, dawdling at the postage machine. I asked whether they had seen my wallet. They easily convinced me they had not, so I performed a search of the post office, looking under and behind trash cans and machines. Nope, nothing. I searched the car. Nope, nothing there either. I turned on my headlights and zigzagged the post office parking lot. Uh-oh, no wallet. Scratch the movie. I returned home and began calling all the banks and fuel companies to cancel all my cards. So far, at least, I learned that nothing had been charged against any of them. But you know how it is. Still a lot of work to do. Drivers license, insurance card, medical cards, social security card, assorted membership cards, and the rest.
Next day after work I contacted all the credit bureaus (Equifax, Experian, Transamerica) to insure against misuse of personal identity information. I would have to wait until Friday, my next day off, to replace my drivers license. But I thought I may get lucky. Someone from another world may just have found the wallet and dropped it in a mail slot at the post office. I'll check it out there on the morrow. Until then I'll just nurse my chagrin.
I could easily attribute this lapse to my deteriorating mind and concurrent lack of attention. Only this is too typical of behaviors I have evidenced over the course of my whole adult life. Most of the time though heretofore I have managed to get away with it.
So this morning I got out of the house early. First stop the post office. The lines were typically enormous and it was hardly moving. I didn't have all day, so I rang the bell by the door where folks can pickup packages that they have to sign for. No response. I rang again, and waited. Still no response. I rang again. But this time I heard a muffled but evidently aggravated voice yelling from inside. I waited. Eventually a nice lady opened the top of the Dutch door. Anybody turn in a lost wallet, I asked? She asked that I wait. The look on her face was encouraging. She came back pretty soon and began to ask, Have you any identification..., when she saw my picture badge with my name on it. It was my wallet! Whoopee! But I had lost a lot of time and it was now late. I had to get to work. I thanked the nice lady, jammed the wallet in my pocket and ran to the car, and screeching jetted off to work.
Not until I made it inside and settled down did I have time to take out the wallet and see what was left inside it. It was ALL THERE -- credit cards, membership cards, ID cards, everything, including twenty bucks in cash. Ain't I a lucky guy?