Monday, December 31, 2007

2008



Another year comes to a close. I, for one, will be happy to see this one go. The past two years have been major suckfests for me. My resolution for 2008 is to reclaim the happier person I was eight years ago, b.d. I resolve to snap out of this depression and be a happier person with a better outlook and attitude. I'm going to get up every morning and remind myself that I have another chance to be the person I want to be, instead of the pita that I've allowed myself to become. I've become a total bore to myself, so what must I be to all of you? It's time to get my life back.

I'm going to get a sketchbook and start sketching again, every day, with no production quota in mind other than perhaps two hands and two feet. I'm going to recapture my French and see about brushing up my German. And dammit, I am going to lose fifteen more pounds. And so is Queenee.

I'll probably be asleep by 10pm, but for those who are online instead of in front of a television, check out the streaming video from Times Square. There are a couple in Key West, too!

Happy New Year, everyone! May you all prosper and find joy in the coming year!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Holiday Eating Tips

  1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
  2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
  3. If something comes with gravy, eat it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
  4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
  5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
  6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of moosemilk ...er, eggnog.
  7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
  8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
  9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory calories, but avoid it at all cost, unless it's loaded with good booze. I mean, have some standards.
  10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.


Happy New Year and I hope you have/had a great holiday season!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

A very Merry Christmas

Peas waving to xmas trafficWhat a fun day! Dawg, Fluffy and her brother Dave stopped here first, then we went to the D's house. This was the first Christmas at the D's new house, and it was a special Christmas indeed. DamCat outdid herself with decorating and setting up for the Christmas feast, and everything was delicious. Her dad was there, as well as her brother and family. The Peas dressed for the occasion and went out to the main road to wave to the passing traffic and spread some holiday cheer. The Elder Pea had quite an interview when one of the passing cars turned out to be a police cruiser. They stopped and asked her many Christmas questions, trying to trip her up...are they nuts? Our Christmas Pea is not to be trifled with and she answered every question with her usual panache, sending the officers on their merry way with a smile and a hearty Ho Ho Ho!

I cannot even begin to list the presents everyone received. Queenee got a digital photo frame, earrings and a very beautiful bottle of Grappa. PopPop got books, socks and golf balls, and I got some lounging pants, socks, a gorgeous scarf, a book, some fab bath stuff and a Wizard of Oz wristwatch! Then there were the virtual presents, which had us all drooling. I'll drive the Bugatti and Porsche Carrera on alternate days, when I'm not on my yacht. I'll add more stuff to this list later, when I find out what all folks got.

I hope everyone had as wonderful a Christmas day as we had here!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Let the Wine Flow for Whatever Your Reason

At this time of year, should I say,

Merry Christmas - lets celebrate the birth of the Christ Child?
... or
Merry Saturnalia!!! Lets party on....

The later seems to be what most folks celebrate these late days of December. I love my Christmas tree but wonder if it is really a Saturnalia Tree. The way the world has evolved, facts and details gone missing, questions unanswered or not asked, just go with the flow. Here in the tropics, the Christian celebration is done at church and the Saturnalia (Roman winter festival) celebration goes right on till the New Year! I seem confused??? You Bet!!! These are just two of many occasions to be celebrated!

We wish you all the holiday traditions you love and enjoy...embrace the old, ring in the new!!! You'll be in our thoughts as we spread good cheer this week!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Christmas in NYC

xmas in NYCQueenee and I drove to NYC on Thursday morning. The weather was miserable until we got near Providence, when we were out of the snow and rain. I dropped her and our one suitcase at the Hotel Pennsylvania (which is still open for business!) at about 2pm, then rushed to park the car at a small garage on 30th Street. I had made the hotel reservation a couple months ago, but didn't really give much thought to parking until this past week. Valet parking at the hotel is $100/night, not including the tip - yikes! It's bad enough that three eggs for breakfast go for $11.95. I got on the internet and found a garage a few blocks away that was half that, and if I booked online, I would have a guaranteed spot. The trick is, you have to know when you'll be dropping the car off, because they'll only hold the space for 30 minutes either side of your booked time. I booked for 2pm, and at 2:15pm, I pulled in behind a Range Rover who seemed to be a regular. The man at the garage waved to me and said, "No room, no room," at which point I leapt out of the car and produced my printed guarantee. He smiled at me, then turned to the Range Rover man and said, "Ah, she has the guarantee." I was in. The moral of the story is that reserving a spot online actually works! I left my car and walked to the hotel, two long blocks and two short blocks away.

We went to Macy's that first night, since it was just a block away, and it was mobbed. The hotel and stores were crowded with Europeans; what with the very favorable exchange rate, everything here is half-price for them. We had hoped that it might not be too bad at dinnertime, but were wrong. We heard later that some 40% of New Yorkers hadn't even started their Christmas shopping yet. Wall-to-wall people, but most everyone seemed pretty cheerful. Macy's is open 24/7 until Christmas, and I suspect it is just as crowded at 3am as it is at 6pm. We went downstairs and had dinner in the Cellar, but other than admiring the usual spectacular job Macy's does with decorating the store and their windows, we escaped without a purchase.

Friday was museum day. Queenee knows a woman who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and we had hoped to hook up with her at lunchtime to say hello, but this happened to be her vacation week and she wasn't there. She did, however, leave us buttons, so we got in for free. Bless her. We made sure we got there early so we wouldn't be bugging someone for buttons during a crunch time.

Our first stop was the Age of Rembrandt exhibit. It is an excellent exhibit, with not only the Met's very fine collection of Rembrandts, but also other Dutch masters such as Frans Hals, Johannes Vermeer, Gerard ter Borch, Pieter de Hooch, Jacob van Ruisdael, and Aelbert Cuyp. Subjects ranged from landscapes to genre pictures, still lifes, seascapes, portraiture, and historical and religious paintings. Holland Cotter, an art critic for the NY Times, had a series of mp3s online with an interactive guide. I set us up with a map and the mp3s on a couple small players, which worked out very well. We didn't bother renting the museum's audio tour, we had our own.

Next we went to see the Met's Christmas tree with its baroque decorations. There was a group of Chinese tourists there, snapping photos despite the signs that clearly ask you not to take pictures. The guard was pissed, and not quiet about it either, reading the riot act to the tourguide who should have given clear instructions to the tour. The guard went on to say, "They sell us toys full of lead, then come over here and see how much more they can get away with. If they were Japanese, they wouldn't behave like this." The tour group moved on and we got a good view of the tree and the decorations. It is beautiful, and even though I've seen it several times, it's still something to see the creche and the angels on the tree.

On to the tapestries. The Met has many tapestries in their permanent collection, but this exhibit was spectacular. Even if you aren't a fan of tapestry, you couldn't help but be impressed by what was on display, the first comprehensive survey of high-quality seventeenth-century European tapestry. About forty tapestries made in Brussels, Delft, Florence, London, Munich, Paris, and Rome between 1590 and 1720 are in the exhibit, along with approximately twenty-five drawings, engravings, and oil sketches. It was very interesting to see the drawings and oil sketches displayed next to the relevant tapestries, and amazing to see how precise the weavers were with even the most difficult designs. The tapestries were loaned from fifteen (or more) countries. Some were faded and worn, but some were in excellent condition, especially considering their age. We learned that a 'common' tapestry might be woven at a pace of one square yard per month, but the finer tapestries took twice as long, and we're talking about some massive tapestries. Very impressive.

We also saw Lorenzo Ghiberti’s Gates of Paradise, or at least the few restored panels that are currently on tour. These doors are enormous in real life, weighing thirty tons each. The relief sculptures for the panels are very deep, not at all like flatter Greek and Roman reliefs.

There were other exhibits I would have liked to see, but you can only do so much in one day, and we were heading for MOMA next. As it was Friday night, Target sponsors free admission to MOMA from 4-8pm. We took a cab over to 53rd and got in line, a very very long line, and I remembered why I never used to come to MOMA on free admission nights. Still, free is free and the line moved along pretty well. I stood in line even longer to check our coats.

There were three shows at MOMA I wanted to see. The Lucian Freud etchings were on the third floor, so we went there first. I quite like his paintings, but the etchings are very different, completely linear and spare. You really see Freud's ability to draw in these etchings, where there isn't any paint to hide behind. Still, had there been no paintings in the exhibit, I would not have been as interested.

On the sixth floor were the other two exhibits. Martin Puryear is a sculptor who uses a lot of wood, which he sometimes weaves. Had I not known some of these pieces were his, I would not have guessed it, although a few, like 1985's Ole Mole, were familiar.

Finally, we got to the show I most wanted to see, the drawings of George Seurat. When I was first taking art classes, I had one class called Master Drawing, where we were assigned an artist whose style we were meant to emulate. One of the artists I was assigned was Seurat, and let me say right now, it is a LOT harder to do these than it looks. If I had seen nothing else in New York this trip, it was worth seeing this. Seurat was an amazing, gifted artist, with a prodigious output considering he died at 31. He is best known for his pointillist paintings, but the drawings are what I really love. They are almost all done on a heavily textured paper with conte crayon, and they glow. MOMA's exhibit tells us that the drawings were once described as "the most beautiful painter's drawings in existence" and seeing them in person, I believe it. The Seurat show is worth standing in line for, worth the $20 admission fee, worth whatever you have to do to see, it is the best drawing exhibit I can recall seeing, period. I barely slept that night, my head was so full of Seurat's drawings. I have no hope of producing anything close to a Seurat, but I'm itching to get my hands on some textured paper and give it another go.

From MOMA, we walked to Rockefeller Center to see the tree. This is the first year they've use LED lights, but it's just as pretty as ever. There were too many people to get anywhere near even seeing the skating rink, so we headed back to the hotel to give our tired feet a break.

And that was our trip to the big apple. We took our time getting organized on Saturday morning, then checked out before 11am. I walked over to 30th Street to reclaim my car, and you can imagine how happy I was to pay $80 including a good tip for two days of indoor parking. It was a great couple of days, and our Christmas present to each other. What do you give someone who doesn't need anything? A couple days in NYC is just the thing. We were home by 4pm and happy to put our dogs up and relax. Sophia isn't letting me out of her sight.

R.I.P. cousin Eddie H

A sad thing at any time, but especially during the holidays, to lose a family member. Cousin Eddie passed away Dec. 21. He's been very sick for a long time and was thin as a rail last time I saw him, which was a year ago. Charlie called us and prepared us, and he was perhaps the only person who saw that the inevitable was approaching as quickly as it was. He stayed with Eddie during the last few days and I'm sure was a great comfort to Eddie. Be at peace now, Eddie.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

More snow and freezing rain

Round two. We got about six inches of snow early this morning, and PopPop and I got out to shovel it before it changed over to freezing rain. We did a fair amount of shoveling, then took a break, then went back out to make sure Queenee's car could at least get out. By the time we started our second shift, the changeover had occurred and the snow was very wet and heavy. Still, we got done what needed doing, even though my shoveling technique isn't good enough to please PopPop. Honestly, I'm out there doing the best I can with crippled hands, arms and feet, stfu already if I'm not doing it exactly the way you are! It's getting done.

Steve drove over from next door with his truck/plow and got the end of the driveway again just after the snowplows had made a mess for the third time. We shoveled out the first two plow piles, but were happy that Steve got the third, because it was a very wet and heavy load by then.

So now it's raining. We're told the rain should stop sometime this afternoon, maybe before the end of the Patriots game. The roads will be a mess tonight when all this changes to ice.

Also, I just finished putting up the annual Christmas radio.blog for the Mote. Have a listen. Playlist 2 is an equal opportunity offender playlist, not for listening to at work or school.

Friday, December 14, 2007

First real snow

Dec 2007 snow

We got our first real snowfall yesterday. It started coming down at about 12:30pm, then got heavy by about 3pm. We ended up with about a foot by the time it was over. It's so beautiful! PopPop got Queenee's car shoveled out first thing while I cleared a path to the barn. This was critical, because my old Wheel Horse tractor was in there, snowplow attached, tires chained, and PopPop was itching to give her a go in the snow. While I dug out the chicken coop and my car and finished up the street end of the driveway, he got the tractor battery changed, charged and started her up. And son of a gun, she worked! For a little while anyway; in the end she was defeated by the depth and weight of the snow, but the old girl did her best. At least we didn't have to shovel the entire driveway, and that was a blessing!

My first thought was the chickens and at 7am I went looking for them. I tried to check on them last night, but they were nowhere to be found. Turns out they have a nice cubby hole under a tarp beneath the back room, so they were just fine. I gave them some corn and water to keep them busy while PopPop and I shoveled. Tonight they'll be happy to be able to be in the coop.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Good turtle



Hey, maybe it really was Cathy who came home, slowly walking down the gutter toward our house in Sacramento...

Monday, December 10, 2007

Calling from lock-up

Here's a tip for anyone who might find themselves in some county lockup and making their phone call. USE YOUR LAST NAME.

We've gotten two collect calls in the last hour from the Pasco County Detention Center, from someone named "Billy". Uh, Billy WHO? Sorry Billy, you're in Florida, we're in Massachusetts, and you are shit out of luck and calling the wrong number.

At least, I sure hope you're calling the wrong number. If not, you're still shit out of luck if you aren't clever enough to not assume that anyone here has only ever known one "Billy".

btw, I checked the Pasco County Detention Center website, since they are good enough to have arrest info available online in Florida. No Billy or William that I recognize. Next, I called the detention center. They have 1500 people in lock up and no way of looking for the "Billy" who may be calling here. I suggested they tell people to leave their full names rather than just a first name...just a thought.

Too late to help Billy, though.

Charity for the holidays

I know I'm pretty much strapped for cash for the holidays, what with some major upcoming dental expenses. I'm still thinking about adopting an elderly person. The local mall has a tree with the names of elderly people who have no families and nothing to look forward to for Christmas. Next time I'm in the mall, I'll be checking that out.

Meanwhile, if not local, there are plenty of charities looking for help.
  • I'm obviously partial to animal charities. I have links set up to two sites where just clicking makes a small donation. It costs you nothing but a few seconds of your time. Care2 for pets is only one of many click-to-donate causes on the Care2.com website. I am also a fan of The Animal Welfare Site. I have that set up as one of my homepages in my browsers, so when I get online, it's already open and easy to click the link.
  • Not as crazy about animals as I am? Rather donate to people? Heifer International has a "teach a woman to fish" philosophy. Rather than giving people food, they give them cows, or goats, or chickens, or rabbits, or llamas, or some environmentally appropriate critter(s). Raising the animals enables the poor to have milk or eggs that they can eat and sell, along with other by-products. Such a simple idea.
  • If you have a sense of humor along with a sense of what education in this country should include, you might consider buying a t-shirt or something from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It may sound silly, but these folks are serious about keeping religion out of science classes. They don't have a problem with religion, they just believe that this country was founded on the idea that, while most people may believe in God, none should be forced to. Besides, it's fun to be touched by His noodly appendage.
  • I tend to steer clear of donating to political organizations (except for CFSM), but in these dark times, one group I would consider is the ACLU. It amazes me that they have such a bad rep with Limbaugh conservatives. Their whole raison d'etre is to protect the Constitution. You'd think self-proclaimed conservatives would be throwing money at them. Oh, wait a second, I forgot - conservatives prefer to keep their money for themselves, if they are lucky enough to be ultra-wealthy.
  • One Economy is a nonprofit working around the world that brings Internet access into the homes of low-income people, and employs local youth to provide technology training for their neighbors. I especially like the idea of getting young people involved in their communities.
  • If you want to donate to your local police or fire department, contact them directly and don't give to one of the telephone solicitors. While some of those might be legit, many are not. The Federal Trade Commission has some advice regarding these solicitations.
  • GiveWell collects information on a variety of charities worldwide, and gives you the info. They do their homework and show you where your donation is going. Charity Navigator is similar. You can do a charity search at their site and collect whatever information you need to make a decision about where your hard-earned dollars should go.

I think that's enough. If you have even just a few spare dollars, consider spreading it around. If not this year, maybe next year. But do it some year.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Folding a T-shirt (and other things)

When Miss P was here this past summer, she showed us how she folds t-shirts in no time at all, a mere second or two. She has learned to do this because at her job, she ends up folding boatloads of t-shirts in any given day. With my crooked hands, I doubt her technique would work for me, but I came across a video demonstration with a technique that might be useful for me, and for some of you.




I also found a page about folding fitted sheets, something I think I first saw on Martha Stewart (is there anything that can be done in a house that she doesn't know how to do better than you?). Unfortunately, I won't be bothering with this one. It reminds me of ironing underwear, something I will never, never do.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Dr. Jacobs

Way back in the 1970's, when I was younger and things didn't cost so much, I had a great dentist in Rockland, MA. Dr. Jacobs, to my delight, is still in business, and has his son in practice with him now.

A couple months ago my remaining gold crown popped off. Now I can't really complain too much, it lasted twenty years with the original cement. I glued it back in, but it only lasted a month or so before it popped off again. Then this past Friday night, disaster struck. I lost a big chunk of amalgam, pretty much the front third of one molar. That was something I could no longer ignore. I've chipped other fillings and I've made do without replacing a crown I lost about ten years ago, but this is a tooth I need and would like to retain if possible. Unfortunately, it will most likely need to be capped, as I doubt there is enough tooth left to refill.

I managed to get in to see Dr. Jacobs this afternoon. He cleaned and re-cemented my gold crown, although we both have some doubt about how long it will hold this time. The underlying tooth may need some reshaping. But we'll burn that bridge later. It was great to see him again after all these years. He no longer has my old records, but was glad to see that the two porcelain caps he did for me back then are still in excellent shape. He doesn't think my 2/3 tooth is in any imminent danger of splitting, so I'm scheduled for x-rays and cleaning next month, and we'll go from there.

Monday, December 03, 2007

500 Years of Female Portraits in Western Art



I know we've all seen this before, but I came across it again this morning and thought it was worth posting here. This video was created by Eggman913, whose videos can be seen at his YouTube listing.

Artists are (I think): Leonardo Da Vinci, Raphael, Titian, Botticelli , Boltraffio, Albrecht Durer, Lucas Cranach the Elder, Messina, Perugino, Hans Memling, El Greco, Hans Holbein, Rokotov, Peter Paul Rubens, Gobert, Caspar Netscher, Pierre Mignard, Jean-Marc Nattier, Vigee-Le Brun, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Winterhalter, Tyranov, Borovikovsky, Venetsianov, Gros, Kiprensky, Amalie, Corot, Edouard Manet, Flatour, Ingres, Wontner, Bouguereau, Comerre, Leighton, Blaas, Renoir, Millias, Duveneck, Cassatt, Weir, Zorn, Mucha, Paul Gaugan, Henri Matisse, Picabia, Gustav Klimt, Hawkins, Magritte, Salvador Dali, Malevich, Merrild, Modigliani, and Pablo Picasso.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Happy Birthday, Elder Pea!

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The Elder Pea is eighteen today! It's just hard to believe, where did all those years go?

Happy 18th Birthday, EP!!

PopPop, Queenee and I went to DamCat's house for a little informal celebration. We had a delicious soup and whiskey cake that was to die for. Lucky us, we got some to bring home (and of course, PopPop had it for breakfast). Deacon had to leave for Maine earlier in the day for a week-long job, and the guys had to go early Sunday to miss the incoming weather. The D's and P's will make up for the missed day later.

The other big news is that the Younger Pea had her braces taken off this past Friday - what a change!