Start each day with a smile

How to start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it George W. Bush
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?

Tomorrow we'll do Dick Cheney...

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face...